What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.