What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
