What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.