What Do You Call a... jokes
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.