What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish