What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.