What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
