What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

What do you call a magic owl?

HOOdini

What do you call a dog magician?

Labracadabrador!

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.