What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
