What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.