What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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