What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal