What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.