What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
What do you call a spacemanโs willy?
A Shuttlecock !
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
what do you call an orphan takng a selfie?
a famly photo
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.