What do you call jokes
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.