What do you call jokes

Bear

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?

    Matt.

    Man

    What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

    Antique farming equipment.

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  • Chemo

    What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

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  • Midget

    What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

    A small medium at large.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

    Father Les.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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