What do you call jokes

Kid

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

Guy

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?

Matt.

Man

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Bear

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Midget

    What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

    A small medium at large.

    Chemo

    What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

    Father Les.