What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.