It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back
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Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
GWEN HI THIS IS WELL I AM NOT SAYING ARE YOU A GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL BUT I COULD BE WRONG
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
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Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
Woman: will you luv me after marriage as well?
Man:That will depend on ur husband. If he will, so of course i would!!!
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
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(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
