I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well they weren’t always Orphans
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
I saw a kid sitting on the side of and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well your parents for a start”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Well u know what they say time flies when your just a ball of anxiety and stress :D
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what did the kid said to the orphan well i at least i have parents
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Knock knock. Who's there? Well I will tell you who's not there: my dad
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What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor
Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
are you peeling well
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Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
