Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.