Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Weight Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Whatâs another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didnât even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
