Weight jokes

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma so fat!

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."