Weight jokes
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Yo momma so fat!