Weight jokes
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"