Weight jokes
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.