Weight jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.

Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.

But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.

Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.

Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch?

Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.