Weight jokes

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.