My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!π
Me thinking it's a gift from God: π΄οΈπ
Weight Jokes
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...
