Weight jokes
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"