Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.