Weight jokes

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.