Weight jokes

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Yo momma so fat!

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.