The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
