Weight

Weight Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Victim

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Fat

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Fat

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Fat

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

People

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Guy

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Fat

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."