Weight jokes

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.