Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.