Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
