Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It's music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
