Weight jokes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.