Weight jokes
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.