Weed jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
baby gets high on weed
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
Community talk
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2026. The year that will be my best. I will be honest with how I feel to myself and to those who matter in my life. I will not starve myself. I will not cut myself. I will not overdose. I will not put myself into that fucked up reality state. I will not smoke weed. I will not drink alcohol. I will not let a man use me. I will try in this relationship. it might sound really fucking stupid, but this year will change my life. I will get better. I will try. I will succeed in school. I will write my books. This year WILL be diffrent.