What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... đď¸đ
Whatâs the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said âneed money for strippers and weedâ
why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
Knock knock who"s there? it's the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?