What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”
Knock knock who"s there? it's the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
