Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
Slang Terms for High Masturbation
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay, which you probably struggle with. It takes words associated with getting high, like 'blazing' and 'high,' and mixes them with slang terms for masturbation, like 'whacking' and 'jacking.' 'Masturblazing' combines 'masturbation' and 'blazing.' 'Highjacking' combines 'high' and 'jacking off.' 'Weedwhacking' just adds another layer of silliness by making it sound like yard work. Now go get high and figure out which one you prefer, you simpleton.