Website jokes

your mom

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

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I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.