Website jokes

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

Why I turn around?

Infopka.com

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Orphan

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!

Your mom dot com.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I made a website for orphans.

It's all about parents who want children near their location.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

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