Website jokes

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

your mom

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.