your mom
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
