Website jokes
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
This page.
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Porn.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!