Website jokes

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Ironic that this page is dead.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Wanna hear a joke?

This site.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!

Don't click the link.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.