Website

Website jokes

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Site

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

Metal

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Memes

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Email

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Moderator

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Orphan

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Gwen

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Tree

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Brother

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.