Website

Website jokes

Brother

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

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  • Orphan

    I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Site

    Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

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  • Metal

    I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

    I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

    Memes

    Illusion

    Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

    A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

    Difference

    I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

    Email

    On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

    Moderator

    Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

    He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

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  • Orphan

    I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

    Orphan

    Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

    Gwen

    Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

    Tree

    How does a tree access the internet?

    By logging in and branching out!

    Orphan

    Why do orphans suck at web design?

    They don’t know what a home page is.