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Website jokes

Brother

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

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  • Site

    Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

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  • Orphan

    I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Metal

    I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

    I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

    Memes

    Difference

    I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

    Email

    On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

    Moderator

    Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

    He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

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  • Orphan

    I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

    Orphan

    How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans suck at web design?

    They don’t know what a home page is.

    Gwen

    Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

    Tree

    How does a tree access the internet?

    By logging in and branching out!

    Orphan

    Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.