Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
