What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Hello everyone how is your day today?
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to βchill outβ I was like πππ
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
When the school shooter finds you under the table;
Wonderful weather we're having!
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. π€£π€£π€£
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
