When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
