How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
