What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
Howβd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: Iβm great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ainβt no ordinary blow job.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
how is the weather down there?
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
