Weather

Weather jokes

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.