Weather jokes
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.