Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
how is the weather down there?
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
