Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
