Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
What is at the end of a rainbow
The w
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
