Weather

Weather jokes

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.