What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Fall coming π grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm ππ
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.