Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.