I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
How is the weather down there?
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
