after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
Wow that is so sunny
Why doesn't bread like warm weather? It gets toasty
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
