On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.