Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
When I mist, I miss.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
