Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
It's ice to see you.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
