SkeletonAnonymous7 years agoWhat do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.
MarriageAnonymous7 years agoWomen are like TornadoesThey scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
SnowAnonymous7 years agoWhy do Native Americans hate snow?Because it's white and settles on their land.
UmbrellaAnonymous8 years agoI lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
WifeAnonymous8 years agoSince it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
HouseAnonymous9 years agoWhat do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.