"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
