It's ice to see you.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Wee snaw.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is fall?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
