Weather jokes

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.

My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

When I mist, I miss.

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.

Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurri-CANE.

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?

Thunderwear.