Weather jokes
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
When I mist, I miss.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!