Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
150,000$
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Baller.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
