What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What makes a raccoon š¦ very rich?
Its rings!
The w in Africa stands for wealth
Why canāt orphans have a five-star GTA because theyāre not wanted
what do you call an chineze rich man. Cha Ching
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I donāt have a Mercedes.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich š
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think Iāll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why donāt you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
