Wealth jokes
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
150,000$
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Baller.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.