Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
150,000$
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Baller.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. π€
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
