Wealth jokes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
150,000$
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.