Wealth jokes
Baller.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What color is your Bugatti?
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!