Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What color is your Bugatti?
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What makes a raccoon ๐ฆ very rich?
Its rings!
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youโve gone softer than your old manโs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youโre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.