What color is your Bugatti?
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
The w in Africa stands for wealth
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
