What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Wealth Jokes
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up đ.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn đȘ- It has many rings.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Whatâs the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Whatâs the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I donât have a garage.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
