my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
