Wealth jokes
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.