What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
