Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂ðŸ˜
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I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
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I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
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What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
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Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
