Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why cant Orphans play baseball. because the cant find a way home
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!!!
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
