Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Can you tell me the real answer of this joke. What do you call a drone that take the long way around
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the way😁
Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
Whats the best way to find the twin towers
BUCKET
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
How are orphans like spider man
No way home
