Way Jokes

As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice

Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.

I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know u know 😏😏

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home

i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!

What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way

i love the way the earth rotates

it really makes my day

Where do alien Cows come from?

-the Milky Way

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.