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Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
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Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?", the priest asks. "Christian kittens", the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box", he says, "It's the cutest thing!" The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens", she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were "Christian kittens!!!" "They were", she says. "Now their eyes are open".
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Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
