A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find God he'll help you!" and than the man said “There’s only one way to get to God and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?”
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
No Way Home is just the life of an orphan
