You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
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Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Why is there more water than water because water is water
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
