Wash Jokes

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...

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Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?

A: Tell the woman not to wash down there

You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, "What's wrong sir?" The man reply's, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me." The bartender says, " put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash." So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt pocket. The next day the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?" The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash." The wife pull out the money. "There is 40$-", says the wife. "Oh, he also peed on me he paid for the wash to." The man walks away in belif he didn't get caught by his wife.