When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because itβs big but because you havenβt washed it in weeks.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, "What's wrong sir?" The man reply's, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me." The bartender says, " put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash." So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt pocket. The next day the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?" The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash." The wife pull out the money. "There is 40$-", says the wife. "Oh, he also peed on me he paid for the wash to." The man walks away in belif he didn't get caught by his wife.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs π€!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again.
Your head so big you can wash a big tv on it
