What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, "What's wrong sir?" The man reply's, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me." The bartender says, " put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash." So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt pocket. The next day the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?" The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash." The wife pull out the money. "There is 40$-", says the wife. "Oh, he also peed on me he paid for the wash to." The man walks away in belif he didn't get caught by his wife.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer.she can wash her crack and re sell it.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo