Mermaid

henewy

what do mermaids wash thier fins with?

Tide

Man

Galaxycat

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “May I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the handjobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”

The man replies, “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”

Difference

Stefania

A: What’s the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don’t know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful… B: …

Girl

Jacques

When your girl is sucking your dick and chockes on it not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks

Man

Anonymous

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

Sally

Anonymous

How did sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.

Guy

just laugh pls

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It’s cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes

Dad

Y33t or b y33ted

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

Head

Anonymous

Your head so big you can wash a big tv on it

Machine

Anonymous

Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers

Car

daddy

How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.

He used Tesco car wash.

Sea

ASDFGHJKL

I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰

Difference

Troy

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

Drug

xxx tentacion

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it

Man

ButtNut

A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Man

Anonymous

sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i’m finger licki’n good!

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Help

Jimmy Bob

“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

Puns

Anonymous

why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans

wash your hands

Tears

@Bennysbanterbus

Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a washed vegetable?

A disabled kid that needs a towel.

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