Detergent jokes
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Joke Tide.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.