Detergent jokes
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Joke Tide.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?