Detergent jokes

Joke Tide.

What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Bleach!

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.