Detergent jokes

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Joke Tide.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!