Detergent jokes

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

Joke Tide.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.