Detergent jokes
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Joke Tide.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.