I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
