Wash jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.