Wash jokes
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.