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Order

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

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Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Dish

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

A man stands in a puddle, as a car drives through it creating a large splash. Text overlays the image. The man is labeled "me washing dishes" and the car is labeled "a spoon".

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Toothpaste

R3Y · 2 years ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

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Shower

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Leak

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

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Sex

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Dish

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

so true

A man is standing in the street as a car drives through a puddle causing a big splash. Text overlay says "me washing dishes" on the left and "a spoon" on the right.

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Clothing

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

and that's on period

A photo features a close-up of Cardi B looking slightly amused or unimpressed. Text above her reads: "Why are you wearing that again?" Because I paid for it and I have a washing machine.

Hamster

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

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Bad habit

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a poster titled "Bad Habits" depicting a boy engaging in various undesirable behaviors. The poster is divided into twelve panels, each illustrating a different bad habit such as disrespecting parents, not doing homework, smoking, dacoity, dealing heroin, unprotected sex with prostitutes, insider trading, arms trading, stem cell research, war crimes, running an illegal abortion clinic, and not washing hands before meals. Each panel includes a small illustration of the boy with a label for the bad habit, both in English and Hindi. The bad habits portrayed escalate from minor misbehavior to serious illegal activities.

Touch

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

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Shower

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Hand

Anonymous · 1 year ago

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

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Self-improvement

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

Car

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong sitting side by side in a car. Above them, the text reads, "Jacqueline Kennedy and the Secret Service driving to the nearest car wash."

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Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 18 days ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

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Hawaii

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.