What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
