Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
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*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
