If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
