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Nut

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

Red Dot

Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

9/11 jokes

Oscar Lamb · 1 year ago

A white triangular road sign with a red border is set against a bright blue sky. Inside the triangle, there are two thick black vertical bars, symbolizing the Twin Towers, and a small black airplane flying towards them from the left. Above the sign, in bold white text on a black background, it reads "WARNING". Below the sign, also in bold white text on a black background, it reads "9/11 MEMES APPROACHING".

Suicide

Atc Tropical · 3 years ago

Don't do suicide, that shit kills.

Spongebob

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.

Damage

Moonclaw · 4 years ago

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

Forklift

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Santa

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Body

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

WiFi

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Reality

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Battery

Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Middle earth

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Snitch

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.

Penis

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Action

Anonymous · 2 years ago

This just inspired me to take action.

A black and white kitten with blue eyes sits on a wooden floor. There is a text bubble near the kitten's head that reads, "You will die with regrets."

Caution

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Meanwhile in California…

A blurry night-time shot of a road with an orange digital traffic sign displaying the text 'caution asian drivers'. There are traffic cones on the side of the road, a street light in the distance, and the moon is visible in the dark sky.

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

NASA

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Player

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign attached to a brick wall reads: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed."

Community talk

11Bree11

ok so like imma vent and if u arent comfortable readng it then screw off

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𝕺𝖍𝖍, 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊, 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕴 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊, 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓.

Cosmo idk

Yap or something bad will happen And uh it's a really bad thing and i totally have a plan for what it is