Hijab jokes
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
