Hijab jokes
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.

