Hijab jokes

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?

She doesn't eat pigs.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.