Warfare

Warfare jokes

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.