Warfare jokes
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.