Warfare jokes
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.