What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.