What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
