What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
