Warfare

Warfare jokes

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣