Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
WHy do you play call of duty?
i actually don't know
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
