Warfare jokes

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"