Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
"If you can't win, lose" - Sun Tzu, the art of war.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
