War jokes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
*Loud explosion inside the tank* "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.